Nobody Watches the Watchmen

From Funny or Die - Rorschach meets his maker.

NASA's Ares Quarterly Progress Report

This Ares Quarterly Progress Report, originally released to the public June 1, 2009, includes progress updates on:

• Dynamic Test Stand modifications
• First stage main parachute cluster drop testing
• Upper stage manufacturing facilities and tooling
• Chemical steam generator testing
• Test Stand A-3 Construction Progress